the ‘I’ in hair.

really- what is hair? follicles- idiot. where do they come from and how do they know to grow? I could look all this up but I prefer to think of them as lil’ monsters with minds and souls of there own. for men (and some woman) hair gets even weirder. as I’m getting older, the hair on my head seems to be peacing out while the hair on my back is coming in full force. I don’t mind back hair- I think it’s sexy but thin or balding hair isn’t a sexy look on me. I keep cutting my hair shorter and shorter so when the day comes I won’t freak about having a bald head. the length at which hair grows is strange too- I how does it know when to stop? does it run out of some sort of growing fuel? the hair on my chest is really long but the hair on my stomach isn’t as long. my arm pit hairs I could probably braid. I’m not even going to talk about Fern Gully that I grow down below! it’s just weird that it always gets to a certain lengeth and then stops but my beard and hair on my head can grow forever and be long as fuck. imagine if chest and pub hair did that! we’d have to go to special barbers. wait- that could be hot… anyways, it’s all natural and I think on a man it’s quit sexy. I love beards, too. mine is fantastic but needs to mature a bit more. my unibrow is too intense so that gets plucked. and what about all this hair removal?! men- why do you do it?! i‘ve shaved my chest a few times back when I was, oh say 18-20, because everyone talks about how disgusting hairy men are when you’re a teenager. anyways- when my lil’ monsters where growing back it burned and itched and I had zits all over my chest and I mean, how is this more sexy than hair?! for the love of god guys- stop shaving it off! especially if you don’t like it now- well it’s going to be uber intense when you’re older and too busy to shave anymore or whatever. you’re going to have a natural forest with lil’ woodland creatures rooming around! men just don’t think. well, they do, but it’s usually about sex and how and when are they going to get it. when I look at porn I just can’t even be excited about all these hairless lil’ twinks. I feel like I’m looking at 15 yr old kids! I feel like MJ!
anyways- cheers to hair! may it keep you warm this winter and shade you during the summer! haha