Saturday, February 26, 2011

Courtesy.

Courtesy seems to be a lost art. It takes thinking with your, you know, brain. And people seem to have lost that function. They’re all capable of all other functions the human body can perform except thought. Examples include:
The phone call curfew: Except in emergencies, the phone should never ring after a certain time at night. It’s rude and inconsiderate to call after certain times when people could be in bed. I’m a light sleeper and a phone ringing would wake me up and then chap my ass and I wouldn’t be able to get back to bed for quite sometime. I would assume that it’s an emergency that someone would call that late and if my assumption makes and ass of myself and them I’m going to be even more pissed. Drama queens think everything is an emergency so let me line out what is an emergency or reason’s allowing calls after the courtesy curfew: someone died, someone is dying, someone was arrested, the caller needs someone but incases of fire, car break downs or some other form of emergency. But there are variations to these reasons- if someone died and the person you’re calling wasn’t close to that person and neither was the person calling then you’re a drama queen and the call could have waited till morning. If you broke a nail you’re not dying. If you stubbed your toe you’ll be fine, tooth aches are not emergencies (brush your teeth), if you got a paper cut you’ll survive- you get the point. I don’t think some people realize how annoying a call after the courtesy curfew really is. It’s immature, it’s rude and it’s not very courteous, of coarse.
Next we go onto sidewalks. If you live in a house or apartment that has a side walk outside and it snows- shovel your mother fucking sidewalks! Quit being a lazy nigger and shove it. Don’t shovel a little path that’s only the width of the shovel either. If two people are walking down that sidewalk at the same time then a little path is just as bad as no path. Shovel you’re entire sidewalk. If you don’t use the sidewalk on the side of your house shovel it anyways. If you live next to an empty lot shovel that too. Even if the city is supposed to but they don’t. It’s just courteous to do so. If you live next to a house that’s for sale or no one lives there- shovel that too. It may not be your responsibility but someone has to do it and as a mature good American it’s your job. If you live next to an old lady or man and they have a walker then be a good neighbor and shovel their shit too. Other sidewalk concerns are keep your trash ball kids shit off the walk. Don’t run a sprinkler on the walk that gets everyone walking by wet. Just keep it neat and accessible.
I’m just going to list a few other things here-
Don’t be a nigger and blast music from your car at anytime of the day when driving in a residential area.
If you take the last of the coffee turn it off / if you take the last of the Britta water fill it up / if you eat the last of anything throw it away / I think you get the point.
If you’re going to be late for a party, event or work give a call. If it’s your fault because you’re an asshole apologize for being an asshole.
If you’re going into public make damn sure you’re nice looking and smelling. If you look like shit or smell like shit then you’re a piece of shit and do not deserve respect.
When talking to people make sure you’re not a close talker, low talker, high talker, make sure you talk with a degree of intelligence and leave the slang for your shit hole buddies.
There’s more that could be listed but I think I’ve made my point. Maybe after reading this it’ll spark the ‘think before you act’ attitude. We’re all in this world together and we all need to work together to make it a nicer and happier place and all it takes is courtesy towards you’re fellow man/woman.

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