more of what we’re not allowed

teachers are getting laid off and professors are being paid $100k to tell us we’re all oppressing pieces of shit.
calling our pets, that we’ve bought and paid for, calling them ‘pets’ is insulting. we should instead call them ‘companion animals’. creatures or critters are also very very mean. shame on us.
also this is very bad:
“Phrases such as "sly as a fox, "eat like a pig" or "drunk as a skunk" are all unfair to animals”.
so you cannot call your drunk Uncle a skunk. you’ll burn in hell.
Obama’s lil league of supper smarter-than-us people came up with this. so if we re-elect him he’s going to make it a law that you can’t do that. just joking. but this is serious: Obama's Regulatory Czar Cass Sunstein wants animals to be provided with lawyers so they can sue us.
where’s my lawyer so I can sue these jack asses for WASTING MY FUCKING TAX DOLLARS?!
ahem, excuse me.
Yoko Ono- if you fucking sue me for calling you my pet I will break your neck and throw you in the trash can.
you know, I wish I was this smart. I wish I was this sensitive, as the animals, so I cold just be this poor injured little creature that everyone would pity and take care of me. life is so hard and people are so mean. I’m going to live under a rock. like a wild animals, which we can’t say wild animals anymore either because that’s also oppressing. they’re ‘free-living’ you fucking bigots!