In God we untrust

this year, my birthday, May 21 / 2011, is Judgment Day. God will destroy us all on Oct 21, because it’s the end of the world.
does this mean I’m the Antichrist? if it means free parking and a hot palace then I’ll take the job for those 5 months. But what does this job mean?
do I kill everyone or does God kill us all?
“time is coming, it’s quiet clear, our Antichrist is almost here”
I love Christians like this. they’re telling us all to believe in the Christian God or we’re all going to die and burn in hell forever and ever. sounds painful. where’s the love, my brutha?!
if I was the Antichrist and I was supposed to start destroying the world and kill everyone- I’d totally renege on that promise. fuck God, I’d just kill the people a don’t like a create a superior culture and we’d all live much better lives. think of the benefits!