the cozy truth

what is it with poor people hating rich people? when did this happen and why does it still exist? class warfare- sounds like jealousy to me. or a conspiracy.
yesterday when we where stopped on a 5 lane road for a school bus letting a bunch, a herd, of kids out at a trailer park I said “My mommy and daddy didn’t try hard enough so I live in a trailer park”. cracked me up. see, that’s my whole thing with the poor hating the rich- the poor just didn’t try hard enough. I’m technically poor and I like rich people. they’re an inspiration to me. when I grow up- I want to be rich. 
the conspiracy is this (and I’m not going to make perfect sense here…): someone somewhere came up with the idea that if we help poor people out and just make life easier for them then they’ll be forever grateful and be our besties. aka Democratic party with their section 8, food stamps and whatever else. get it- accept these assistances and vote for us forever.
only problem is that supporting the poor is costly and with everyone seeing their poor nigger friends in section 8’s and a roach infested kitchen stocked to the brim with food stamp food- it looks like the new American lazy way to live. yay! fun times. fleas, chiggers, roaches, the humiliation- kinda like shopping at Wal-Mart. anyways- it’s expensive to pay for all these lil niggers sooooo let's tax the rich more. they won’t notice it. they don’t need it. there’s people that would be otherwise dying in the street with out us, the Dem party, but we need money so the rich will pay for us like we pay for the poor. let’s take their inheritance. over tax their businesses. we can’t have them hiring poor people and paying them a decent wage so the poor grow up big and strong and leave us. we need these votes, America.
and that’s the hidden truth behind class welfare. jealous and the democratic party. it’s about power and popularity. the thing is the Dems are winning because so many Americans simply don’t try hard enough and so many rich people are nervous about the current situation that they’re unwilling to invest in our people and economy. and that’s the truth that isn’t heard because we have the media and celebrities against the rich. I don’t fully understand that one. my only guess is that they bare a grudge. maybe rich my default doesn’t teach you the smarts to protect your own money and invest in something other than the government.
if the media and celebrities are so for the poor being un-poor then why don’t they start up businesses or fund businesses so they can hire people and pay them a decent wage? why don’t they donate money to the nation debt? you know, instead of buying houses and cars and expensive clothing and then complaining on the Today Show while stroking their engorged tacky diamonds.
why does it all have to be so tragic when the solution is jobs? why are we paying $4 a gallon of gas when we have oil reserves that are untapped here in the USA? that’s jobs and more money people can spend paying bills and shopping which all grow the economy. and cheaper gas. why are we giving poor people nice section 8 homes and food stamps and spending all that money instead of giving them jobs? if they’re too stupid to work and spend their money appropriately then fuck them. I heard being homeless isn’t so bad after a couple of months.
and you know, section 8’s are high in crime and the kids growing up in those types of places don’t have very bright futures. unless they learn to rap well and make a few bucks doing that until they’re shot or die of drug overdoses. why not stop giving the drug addicts food and homes and give them rehab instead? sobriety can open peoples eyes. and if not, then, well, fuck them.
I’m just saying that all this assistance and class welfare isn’t doing anyone any good. there’s a better way and it’s all just a political game that we’re playing. and they’re winning but we, the people, are losing. all this help and we’re learning we’ll never be any better so we better get comfortable.